Tuesday, May 13, 2014

6 Things I will Never Wear

Now I don't usually like to say 'never' because more than once I have found myself going "yeah okay, why not" BUT below is a list of things I am 99% confident will never have a place in my wardrobe as they are some of the worst fashion trends or items known to man. I won't judge you (yes I will) if you do, but these are some trends I just can't get on board with so I won't dare let them touch my body...

1. Crocs
I don't need to explain this one. You know it's wrong, and you know why.

2. Five Toe Shoes
You've seen these and done a double take on the train, then snuck back for another guilty look. Part of you wants to know how they feel but the stronger, sane part knows they are hideous.

3. Cheesy Logo Tees
I love a GOOD logo t-shirt, but I HATE a bad one (think 90's Supre...): "100% Princess", "Angel", teamed with some angel wings on the back and catchy slogans like "Supreme Bitch". No thanks.

4. Ed Hardy or the tacky Monkey
One is a recognisable brand that trashy douche bags favour and the other is an unusual monkey face that somehow gained enough momentum to appear on EVERY hoodie and t-shirt ever sold for under $10; both suck.

5. "I can see what you ate for breakfast" Shorts
You'll find these babies at festivals and the beach especially but their natural habitat is anywhere you find teenage girls who don't own mirrors. It's not so much they look bad in them (I'm sure guys love it) it's more I don't want to see your butt cheeks, and I don't want you to see mine either.

6. Matching Tracksuits
This is okay between the ages of one and six, after that you need to ask yourself: A. Why does my mum dress me like this? or B. Why do I dress myself like this?
It's probably time to pick some new threads asap; remember there's no such thing as a fancy tracksuit. You also lose major style points if it's a swishy or fleece tracksuit.


2 comments:

  1. hahaha i love this post! I agree with everything you have written. The 90s Supre shirts as number one. Do they still make those? I used to have the Angel wings one! And i think that's what swore me off logo t-shirts!
    Dani xo | laceandlovexo.blogspot.com

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    1. Thanks love! I sincerely hope they don't still make them ha ha ha I had the star sign one, so cheesy!
      xx

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